What do Sailor Moon villains do when they have a day off?

[sapphire91]

Jadeite stays on twitter all day bashing feminism. Nephrite steals fancy cars. Zoisite and Kunzite just spend their time together being a very cute couple behind closed doors. Beryl craves Endymion's name on the walls of her room maniacally, using her fingernails. Rubeus train to join the military as it is his secret dream. The sisters spends all their free time in the mall. Esmeraude takes long baths and stalks Demand. Sapphire is too busy with his Black Crystal and Demand well... You know, closed in his room starring at his hologram all day and browsing the internet for nudes of the Queen. Kaolinite tries her best to please Tomoe, dreaming of being a perfect suburban wife, watching Marta Stewart religiously. Eudial goes to shooting lessons. Mimete is obsessed with Taylor Swift and tries to write songs of all men that broke her heart. The rest of the Witches are too busy with their experiments. Tomoe plays the guitar. The Trio go clubbing. Zirconia watches YouTube tutorial on make up and how to look younger, while Nehellenia dreams to be free to go to the mall with Ayakashi sisters and competing in beauty contests. Iron Mouse tries to go to every cake shop in Tokyo, Siren and Lead Crow sepend all their time s together with Siren trying different hobbies while Crow is trying her best to keep clumsy Siren in one piece. Galaxia and Chaos inside her stay in the throne room listening to satanic metal songs about destruction and dead.

 

[Rika-Chicchi]

Need some SM hentai right now.

Artnip, for instance.

It's easy to think in that direction, considering that Beryl's actress, Sugimoto Aya, is a famous actress of erotic movies (yeah, it's fine to have an erotic actress playing a major recurring character in a children's show in Japan lol ).

 

[Psajdak]

It's easy to think in that direction, considering that Beryl's actress, Sugimoto Aya, is a famous actress of erotic movies (yeah, it's fine to have an erotic actress playing a major recurring character in a children's show in Japan lol ).

Eh, to be honest with you, I just really liked your post, because I found it exciting, sexy, and, well, simply adult-like.

Fact that it was written by this site admin, in some odd, bizzare way made the whole thing even hotter.

 

[YuYu Yuichiro]

You just know Tigers-Eye is the sort of sad sack incel who mostly spends his time on Reddit (again, assuming a contemporary time period) frequenting the PUA subreddits, trying to learn their tips and posting all the time on how “all women are crazy.” (Is also active in the “MAP rights” movement.)

I think he's also into samurai films, cosplaying and reading novels.

Fisheye is owning the femboy aesthetic and is pretty big on TikTok. He was recently called out by his followers for his predatory behavior towards young men after another popular fem queen, Zoicite, leaked texts exchanged between the two

Imagine the catfights 90’s Fish and Zoisite would get into. (And all hell breaks loose once Fish gets a load of what a “hunkasaurus” Kunzite is and tries targeting him.)

And he did it during Zoisite's birthday dinner!

 

[Neo King Rose]

laugh maniacally to themselves all day

 

[Flame of Hikari]

Or Cosmos Galaxia can explore the town and see what is it lime. And Heavy Metal Papillion being an undertaker for a cemetery

 

[Rika-Chicchi]

Since they're off-screen, hence outta our radar, during that time, their activities & even their very existence are in limbo & like a flux.

[/applying quantum mechanics to macro real-life situations]

 

[journeyin2mystery]

The Black Moon clan swarmed fashion shows and couture shops as soon as they landed in modern-day Tokyo. Would explain why they're all wearing 1000-year-old high fashion for no apparent reason.

Diamande/Rubeus: K, we're here, we need to blend in.
Sisters: Got it. *find the poshest, highest-class, most exclusive outfits imagineable* This should work!

 

[YuYu Yuichiro]

Dance?

 

[Neo King Rose]

Dance?

heck I'll join em