I think I should be in charge of Crystal Tokyo....

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Who would you vote for?

  • Neo Queen Serenity

    Votes: 23 56.1%
  • Lord Mala

    Votes: 7 17.1%
  • Other

    Votes: 11 26.8%

  • Total voters
    41

lord Martiya

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Lord Mala said:
Oh do not listen to the fake news media. There is nothing wrong that I said in those tapes. Especially the ones where I allegedly talked about grabbing Makoto. All lies.
Bullshit.
Lord Mala said:
And I may have visited the Dark Kingdom before but never have met Beryl. I went there to hire Nephrite and Kunzite for my campaign but I do not know Beryl.
Lie: the Dark Kingdom has been destroyed years ago.
Lord Mala said:
And at one of my rallies, I saw 2 guys fighting each other. One lifted his finger up and another one hit him. That is very wrong to do to somebody who wants to make Earth and Crystal Tokyo great again as it is a very bad thing to lift the finger at the one who wants to fix all the problems. I personally would have love to beat the hell out of him. I would have gone brutal on him.
YOU are the only problem. And inciting violence again.
LifeGaveMeLemons said:
Am I high right now? Is the OP high?!? :?
You're not high, and OP is actually a survivor of an alien invasion from a species of humanoid horses with a totalitarian regime so bad that any comparison would be insulting to those compared to them.
 
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So we all know that Crooked Usagi does not have the temperament to lead Earth unlike me. I would like for her to release her birth certificate and nothing forged. My goal is to make Earth great again and we will do so. We know this though, there is no need to investigate my "ties" to the Dark Kingdom because they aren't any. They never were. If Minako wants to have the Venus Caucus over, she is welcome to have it. I would love to meet with the Venus Caucus, I want to meet all her friends, yes do tell her to set it up.

And I got some new people who can pay for the barrier. Mars. Yes, Mars will pay for the barrier. They know what to do, we even have Rei to handle that.

This will be a great barrier as it will also prevent those thieving people from Mars over here. They bring in the drugs and we will fight that.

Now guys, isn't it more fun to be at a Mala rally? Isn't this better than any other rally you have seen? You know, there was a protester and then the audience hit back and that is exactly what we needed. Next time I don't know if I will do the fighting myself or if some of you guys will. One of my supporters said "next time we see that Crooked Usagi fan, we might have to kill him". I say to those protesters, "get them out, just get them out!"
 

lord Martiya

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Lord Mala said:
So we all know that Her Majesty Neo Queen Serenity has the temperament to lead Earth unlike Crooked me.
FTFY.
Lord Mala said:
I would like for her to release her birth certificate and nothing forged.
Do yours first, and prove you're not an Unicornicopian.
Lord Mala said:
My goal is to make Earth great again and we will do so.
Stop lying, failed alien invader
Lord Mala said:
We know this though, there is no need to investigate my "ties" to the Dark Kingdom because they aren't any. They never were.
Because we destroyed them before you arrive on Earth.
Lord Mala said:
If Minako wants to have the Venus Caucus over, she is welcome to have it. I would love to meet with the Venus Caucus, I want to meet all her friends, yes do tell her to set it up.
She's apolitical, and you'd know if you were actually from Earth.
Lord Mala said:
And I got some new people who can pay for the barrier. Mars. Yes, Mars will pay for the barrier. They know what to do, we even have Rei to handle that.
Did you just try and piss off the biggest conglomerate of weapon factories and third largest group of bikers in the known universe? Please, keep digging.
Lord Mala said:
This will be a great barrier as it will also prevent those thieving people from Mars over here. They bring in the drugs and we will fight that.
Are you on the Plutarkian payroll? Because provoking the Martians doesn't end well, the Plutarkians know far too well.

Lord Mala said:
Now guys, isn't it more fun to be at a Mala rally? Isn't this better than any other rally you have seen?
That's just overwork.
Lord Mala said:
You know, there was a protester and then the audience hit back and that is exactly what we needed.
Exactly: an excuse to arrest your gang of bullies.
Lord Mala said:
Next time I don't know if I will do the fighting myself or if some of you guys will.
Please, do it. We have a cell ready for you.
Lord Mala said:
One of my supporters said "next time we see that Crooked Usagi fan, we might have to kill him". I say to those protesters, "get them out, just get them out!"
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And that's why you aren't rotting in jail with him.
Princess Venus said:


I don't know about you, but I've heard nothing but great things about this Zamasu guy.
That mass murderer? Please, no. We have stronger people than Vegito, but taking him down is always a pain.
 
What about the Immortality Act of 2050? Are you going to take away the long lifespans that Serenity has granted us with the Silver Crystal? Do you have a suitable replacement--do you even have reliable source of power? What is a good ruler without a pure heart, a star seed, a dream mirror or a Sailor Crystal? :p
 
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So, I now have hired Theitis as my communications director. She will be a great addition. I can assure you that there are no links between her and Beryl and there is certainly no tie between me and Beryl. I know that we have big deals with Mars and they are going to pay for the barrier.

Jedite has came out in a press conference and has told us that Beryl has not ever gotten in the way of anything so everyone can stop saying that I have ties to Beryl, which I do not.

Yes it is true that I fired Mio but again, this is not a cover up of anything I promise you. Crooked Usagi is nothing but a dishonest liar who tries to make it look like I was involved with the Dark Kingdom, which is not true.
 

lord Martiya

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Lord Mala said:
So, I now have hired Theitis as my communications director. She will be a great addition.
To the list of charges against you: necromancy is heavily regulated.
Lord Mala said:
I can assure you that there are no links between her and Beryl
They have been heavily documented. You've been caught lying once again.
Lord Mala said:
and there is certainly no tie between me and Beryl.
And we'll expose them at the trial.
Lord Mala said:
I know that we have big deals with Mars and they are going to pay for the barrier.
There will be no barrier because it's useless, as we proved when we counterinvaded your homeworld. Also, Mars is the industrial powerhouse of the solar system. Why are you so keen to provoke them?
Lord Mala said:
Jedite has came out in a press conference and has told us that Beryl has not ever gotten in the way of anything so everyone can stop saying that I have ties to Beryl, which I do not.
So, you've got a fake Jadeite to say your lied? This one was new.
Lord Mala said:
Yes it is true that I fired Mio but again, this is not a cover up of anything I promise you.
Prove you're trustworthy.
Lord Mala said:
Crooked Usagi is nothing but a dishonest liar
You should be grateful she always vetoes lese-majeste laws, or you'd be in a dungeon so dark a blind man would lose his way there.
Lord Mala said:
who tries to make it look like I was involved with the Dark Kingdom, which is not true.
Your own words have proven you seek to resurrect that defunct terrorist group.
 
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Oh no, as you can see. I spoke with Kaolinte and she said that any of these allegations are just "alternative facts". She knows what she is talking about, believe me.

Now, Nephrite on the other hand, I am so ashamed that he decided to recuse himself as his first action on the job.

Now it is true that Minako may have been at the top of all things for this but I fired her only because she wouldn't get Usagi to release her birth certificate, nothing to do with any false news stories on me and allegations of me on having ties with the Dark Kingdom.

Yes, Mars is known for their industry, that is why they will be paying for the barrier.

And then we have the Crystal Palace.... Oh man, this place needs a serious overhaul, it is way too out of style. At least Castle Mala had something, we will need to renovate this place.
 

AlveinHero

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Neo Queen Serenity, it is.
 

lord Martiya

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Lord Mala said:
Oh no, as you can see. I spoke with Kaolinte and she said that any of these allegations are just "alternative facts". She knows what she is talking about, believe me.
The law is no alternative.
Lord Mala said:
Now, Nephrite on the other hand, I am so ashamed that he decided to recuse himself as his first action on the job.
What job? He doesn't work for you.
Lord Mala said:
Now it is true that Minako may have been at the top of all things for this but I fired her only because she wouldn't get Usagi to release her birth certificate,
Did you just claim to have the power to appoint and sack the commander-in-chief of the armed forces? You're more deluded than I thought.
Lord Mala said:
nothing to do with any false news stories on me and allegations of me on having ties with the Dark Kingdom.
You've just proven them.
Lord Mala said:
Yes, Mars is known for their industry, that is why they will be paying for the barrier.
There would be no barrier. And trying such a trick with them would mean an embargo they have nothing to lose from.
Lord Mala said:
And then we have the Crystal Palace.... Oh man, this place needs a serious overhaul, it is way too out of style. At least Castle Mala had something, we will need to renovate this place.
This is proof you're an alien infiltrator, and a bad one at that.
 
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I mean come on, some guy is making false ads about me and I am suppose to say he is a nice guy. Now how can I say that? He's obviously making ads for Usagi, a known liar. I mean how can you say that he is a nice guy? Give me a break. He's going around saying that I have ties to Queen Beryl and that I am a phony, both which are false. I like to punch him in the face!


This is the day we take Earth back, this is the day we can fix all corruption and make Earth great again. Now we know one thing, somebody tried to say that "Mala is a liar" and guess what happened, the audience gave him a beat down and I thought it was very appropriate. I told him to get out of here and he was thrown out of here. I mean this is very unfair because guess what, the press beat us down all because they think I was being too rough. I mean, what is this? Not the way you should treat a man who is going to make Earth great again.

And then you got this guy who jumped onto the stage as I was speaking and nearly wanted to hit me but the guards got him off. If it was me, I would have given him a beat down.

Also, I want to say that I am shocked to see people are talking bad about my daughter, Aluminum Siren. She has grown up to be a fine lady and will be part of my administration. A very good businesswoman and one of the most honest you will ever see.
 

lord Martiya

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Lord Mala said:
I mean come on, some guy is making false ads about me
Prove they're false.
Lord Mala said:
He's obviously making ads for Usagi, a known embarrassingly sincere woman.
Fixed that for you.
Lord Mala said:
He's going around saying that I have ties to Queen Beryl and that I am a phony, both which are false.
Agreed on the first... Because she's long dead.
Lord Mala said:
I like to punch him in the face!
Violence threat, boy.
Lord Mala said:
This is the day we take Earth back, this is the day we can fix all corruption and make Earth great again.
Earth is alreay great thanks to Her Majesty. But you Unicornicopians can't get it...
Lord Mala said:
Now we know one thing, somebody tried to say that "Mala is a liar" and guess what happened, the audience gave him a beat down and I thought it was very appropriate.
And then they were all arrested. And being idiots, they tried to resist arrest. We'll bill them the expenses when they get out of the jail's infirmary.
Lord Mala said:
I mean this is very unfair because guess what, the press beat us down all because they think I was being too rough.
Your supporters act as criminals, they're treated as criminals.
Lord Mala said:
I mean, what is this? Not the way you should treat a survivor of a miserably failed alien invasion who is going to try and fail to use political tools he does not understand to succeed where the pitiful and badly used military power of Starfleet failed epically.
Fixed that for you.
Lord Mala said:
And then you got this guy who jumped onto the stage as I was speaking and nearly wanted to hit me but the guards got him off. If it was me, I would have given him a beat down.
And if you hit him first we'd have had reason to throw you into a jail.
Lord Mala said:
Also, I want to say that I am shocked to see people are talking bad about my daughter, Aluminum Siren. She has grown up to be a fine lady and will be part of my administration. A very good businesswoman and one of the most honest you will ever see.
Honest enough she sued you for falsely claiming relationship. Consider yourself lucky Galaxia finds you pitiful enough to amuse her.
 
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Now as you all know, I funded all of my campaign. I'm real rich and the point is, you can never be too greedy as long as you use the money wisely.

Regarding what I said about women. The people of Crystal Tokyo love me. Nobody loves the people of Crystal Tokyo more than Lord Mala.

I am a very rich guy, I am the most honest man you will ever see.

I also announce that I have appointed Ganondorf to be in charge of our treasury. He's a great man, highly honorable and nobody gets the job better than him. A wonderful guy folks.

And now Endymion is saying that I worked with Queen Beryl to get to where I want to be. All lies, all fake news. Endymion said that he remembers hearing me and Beryl speaking when he was "brainwashed". Again, he's a liar and I bet you guys 100% that he has never met her in person.
 

lord Martiya

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Lord Mala said:
Now as you all know, I funded all of my campaign.
Show your tax return, then.
Lord Mala said:
I'm real rich and the point is, you can never be too greedy as long as you use the money wisely.
The Amazon rainforest (restored by Her Majesty) and thousands of environmental disasters caused by greed disagree.
Lord Mala said:
Regarding what I said about women. The people of Crystal Tokyo find me too pathetic to even hate. Nobody hates the people of Crystal Tokyo more than Lord Mala.
Fixed that for you.
Lord Mala said:
I am a very rich guy,
Show your tax returns, then.
Lord Mala said:
I am the most honest man you will ever see.
And once again you lie.
Lord Mala said:
I also announce that I have appointed Ganondorf to be in charge of our treasury. He's a great man, highly honorable and nobody gets the job better than him.
And for once you lie only by omission-that is, forgetting that the guy calls himself King of Evil for a reason.
Lord Mala said:
A wonderful guy folks.[/quote
He's most likely bored and wants to amuse himself a bit before making another attempt at Hyrule.
Lord Mala said:
And now Endymion is saying that I worked with Queen Beryl to get to where I want to be. All lies, all fake news. Endymion said that he remembers hearing me and Beryl speaking when he was "brainwashed".
Must have confused the old triceratops' magic aura for yours. After all, you Unicornicopians all have magic derived from his'...
Lord Mala said:
Again, he's a liar and I bet you guys 100% that he has never met her in person.
Taking your bet. Now buy me a home.
Rika-Chicchi said:
^ As usual, lord Martiya is expected to rebuke you point-by-point. :yawn:
More like demolish him.