I think I should be in charge of Crystal Tokyo....

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  • Neo Queen Serenity

    Votes: 23 56.1%
  • Lord Mala

    Votes: 7 17.1%
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    Votes: 11 26.8%

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lord Martiya

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So now it has come to that one of my one of my most loyal members of my inner circle, Kaorinite resigned and has said "Lord Mala, I hear by resign. I am doing this to protest your rule as you have shown to be an unfit ruler of Earth".
How could you show yourself unfit to rule when you not only rule nothing but are a wanted criminal?
Well I say is, I do not know this person and have never met her. She is a lying, sneaky dishonest dog and I do not know her.
She's also a long dead terrorist.
Minako has ended her investigation and has found that I am did not collude but I am not exonerated. So what? You know what that means? I did not collude with the Dark Kingdom!
Other lie. Especially as she was not in charge of the investigation, I am. And the results are good enough for the judge to issue a warrant
Now members of Minako's team are coming out saying that they got some info on me that Minako gathered. Look, Minako is lying! I never colluded! This is was all a witch hunt and that this should never ever happen again to another future King of Earth!
You are just a wanted criminal, stop it.
What they need to do is go after Crooked Usagi for harassing the best king Earth has ever had!
King consort Endymion says it was all fights between teenagers who were attracted to each other but didn't know each other well yet.
I have created jobs for the world! Usagi? All she ever has done was created mobs, not jobs!
You got it mixed up, I fear.



By the way, I've got a statement from a lady in the diplomatic service.

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That's why I hate diplomats... I respect them, but also hate them.
 
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So now the investigation into me involving the Dark Kingdom looks like they claim they have found something but let me tell you all this.

The Dark Kingdom did not get me in power. I got myself to be put into power. If the Dark Kingdom were to help anybody, they would have helped Usagi. Believe me.

The GMP's investigation is considered to be a huge form or royal harassment and it should never happen to another King of Earth ever again.

Minako and her gang of angry Sailor Guardians. I think Minako is a totally conflicted person. I think she is an angry "Never Mala-er". I think she hates Mala. And some of her 8 members of her team, 8 Mala haters which also work for Crooked Usagi Tsukino, are some of the worst people on Earth. They got nothing, it is pretty amazing!

Will they impeach me? No, I don't think they would! Impeach is such a dirty word! There was no crime!

Hey, I think I like this guy over here. Let me shake your hand. Yes, you are a real reporter and not part of the Fake News Media who help promote this witch hunt against Lord Mala!
 

lord Martiya

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So now the investigation into me involving the Dark Kingdom looks like they claim they have found something
Claim nothing, we found enough to put you in jail.
The Dark Kingdom did not get me in power.
Because you aren't in power of anything.
I got myself to be put into power.
No, you didn't.
If the Dark Kingdom were to help anybody, they would have helped Usagi. Believe me.
Ha!
The GMP's investigation is considered to be a huge form or royal harassment and it should never happen to another King of Earth ever again.
We haven't harassed the king consort at all.
Minako and her gang of angry Sailor Guardians. I think Minako is a totally conflicted person. I think she is an angry "Never Mala-er". I think she hates Mala. And some of her 8 members of her team, 8 Mala haters which also work for Crooked Usagi Tsukino, are some of the worst people on Earth. They got nothing, it is pretty amazing!
Please refer to any reputable news outlet for the exact laundry list of this Unicornicopian's crimes.
Will they impeach me? No, I don't think they would! Impeach is such a dirty word! There was no crime!
You are accused, and proven, of terrorism, assistance to terrorism, conspiration for terrorism, insults to public officials, and impersonating royalty.
Hey, I think I like this guy over here. Let me shake your hand. Yes, you are a real reporter and not part of the Fake News Media who help promote this witch hunt against Lord Mala!
Good, the convict doesn't suspect he's one of ours in disguise. We'll get him this time...
 
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lord Martiya

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Minako is a very conflicted person. I know she is testifying but she and her angry mob of Sailor Guardians went on this witch hunt! There is no collusion! Ok? Minako is trying to commit a crime and frame it in an innocent king such as me, your favorite king of Crystal Tokyo and Earth.

No collusion, no obstruction!
 

lord Martiya

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Minako is a very conflicted person.
Was. Many years ago. Then she became more certain of what she needed to do. Or you meant something else?
I know she is testifying but she and her angry mob of Sailor Guardians went on this witch hunt! There is no collusion! Ok?
OK, what did you do now?
Minako is trying to commit a crime and frame it in an innocent king such as me, your favorite king of Crystal Tokyo and Earth.
You're no king, you're an Unicornicopian on the run from the law.
No collusion, no obstruction!
OK, found out what did you do: tried to rob a Chinese restaurant in Nerima Ward at Tokyo, specifically in the Shakuji neighbourhood (or Furinkan, never get that neighbourhood's name right). Don't worry, they didn't press charges, they thought that beating you up and confiscating all the money you were carrying to pay for the chair they broke on your head was enough. Just some advice: stay away from the Cat Cafè, we want you alive, not part of the menu.
 
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