Lord Mala said:
MalaCare will be taken care of, do not worry about it.
Why should we believe you? You've lied all the time here.
Lord Mala said:
For my economic policy, I am going to create jobs. I have created a ton of jobs and do not worry about the jobs on Venus. Those jobs were orginally from Earth, were shipped to Venus, but will come back to Earth, and you can tell them to go kill themselves!
Venus has a population of 0. Why do you Americans are so insistent on that stereotype?
Lord Mala said:
Also, just ignore that tape from Access Crystal Tokyo that was made 10 years ago. That was just all locker room banter about how I talked about this girl.
It's not that tape. It's what you've said right here.
Lord Mala said:
You want to see some issues? Go look at Crooked Usagi on how she treats her husband. She gets upset if he is talking to another girl for the slightest things!
You're trying to use her teenage jealousy against her. Can you get anymore pathetic?
Lord Mala said:
Believe me, I can handle all social issues.
Bum!
Lord Mala said:
The Sailor Guardians were good back in the day but now they are obsolete. I can easily improve that, I can build a real military that easily.
There already is, they are just the heaviest planet-killing hitters in it.
Lord Mala said:
And believe me, I know more about the Black Moon more than any of those Sailor Guardians will ever know.
Is that a confession you're one of them?
Lord Mala said:
I can handle them. First thing we need to do is improve relations with the Dark Kingdom, it would be great if we could.
That terrorist group has been eradicated.
Lord Mala said:
And another thing is I call for an investigation on Crooked Usagi, I think she wiretapped Castle Mala. That I know, is a crime!
She did not, we of the GMP did with a court order due the apparent connections with terrorists you've been bragging about.
Lord Mala said:
Crooked Usagi is no real leader. Just look at her, look how she acts. Is that the face of a person that Earth needs to lead them? Absolutely not!
Again, you're acting pathetic using her teenage transgressions against her.
Lord Mala said:
Oh when I take over, I got one message for Minako and here it is:
You're fired.
Yep, that is what I will tell her.
Too bad there's no elections for presidency: this is a hereditary monarchy.
lunar5313 said:
I am Venus. I killed Lunar5313 since he became an enemy. I won't have Pluto revive him
Lunar, please stop. The actual Sailor Venus just sued you for libel, attempted framing, and bad fashion sense. And as she did it while she was visiting Italy, the latter is actually a crime here, so... Better stay out of the Beautiful Country.