Things SM Characters would never say or do(Tee-hee)

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SailorAnimeGirl16 said:
:usagi: Thanks for walking me home Mamo-chan.

MAMO: No problem Usako.

:usagi: Hey could you please get my keys out of my backpack?

MAMO: Sure (opens the backpack and a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards fall to the ground) You're a Yu-Gi-Oh duelist?

:usagi: AHHHH!!! Oh no! You weren't supposed to see those. Um, I was just holding them for a friend. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

MAMO: No no, it's okay. It's actually a good thing.

:usagi: What do you mean?

MAMO: I like to play Yu-Gi-Oh too.

:usagi: For real?

MAMO: For real.

:usagi: I love you Mamo-chan. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

(Suddenly, Yami.)

Yami Yugi: You play children's card games? So do I. And I know other games we can play...
 
:usagi: i want to adopt a cat that dose NOT talk.. I'm so sick of luna being sooo bossy. i mean have you meet someone sooo bossy. she is all "do this usagi, better trasfrom usagi, Sailor moon don't run away.. sailor moon don't have a 3 way with Michiru and haruka, blah blah blah... sailor moon don't clone people.. don't have sex with the clone of zoisite.

:mako: .. wait.. sex with a clone...?

:usagi: what... no... maybe... idk.. it was a dream??

:minako: wait a 3 way...

:luna: omg...
 

Rika-Chicchi

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Rhett Butler said:
Rika-Chicchi said:
Nah, she actually enjoyed the hot gaze by Mako - she'd almost got an orgasm merely from that! :oh:
This is not the first time you've mentioned this and I do not recall this happening in either the Manga or Anime.
That's obviously just a joke from my headcanon, :P as I've got a fetish for that, as I've mentioned on another thread here lately. lol
 
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Sailor Swifty said:
zoisite: *kills it*

oh yea that's right it stuff they would never do :lol:

zoisite: *runs away with kunzite* :supercry: :supercry: :supercry:
:usagi: *kills it* i don't know what it was but it's dead now :lol:
No. Usagi is below Popo on the pecking order. Usagi's running away like everyone else. As for Beryl...

Beryl: Lock the doors, bar the windows, and turn on all the night lights!
 
Princess Venus said:
Sailor Swifty said:
zoisite: *kills it*

oh yea that's right it stuff they would never do :lol:

zoisite: *runs away with kunzite* :supercry: :supercry: :supercry:
:usagi: *kills it* i don't know what it was but it's dead now :lol:
No. Usagi is below Popo on the pecking order. Usagi's running away like everyone else. As for Beryl...

Beryl: Lock the doors, bar the windows, and turn on all the night lights!
:usagi: screw pecking order, i'm going shank him.

Zoisite: :supercry:
 
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Sailor Swifty said:
Princess Venus said:
Sailor Swifty said:
zoisite: *kills it*

oh yea that's right it stuff they would never do :lol:

zoisite: *runs away with kunzite* :supercry: :supercry: :supercry:
:usagi: *kills it* i don't know what it was but it's dead now :lol:
No. Usagi is below Popo on the pecking order. Usagi's running away like everyone else. As for Beryl...

Beryl: Lock the doors, bar the windows, and turn on all the night lights!
:usagi: screw pecking order, i'm going shank him.

Zoisite: :supercry:
(gets tossed off of Kami's Lookout.)
 

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Rhett Butler said:
:minako: - Penis Crystal Power, Make Up!
:mihiru: Oh that reminds me! Haruka I'm straight bye! *Leaves forever*
:haruka: No! Now to eat Ice cream, watch soap opera's, get fat and die. :supercry:
 
Rhett Butler said:
:minako: - Penis Crystal Power, Make Up!
i thought of SMA's :minako: voice saying that.. it makes it funnier.

Rika-Chicchi said:
Rhett Butler said:
:minako: - Penis Crystal Power, Make Up!
Sounds more like what a male Sailor Moon fan might say to enhance the fun on bed. :P
or the starlight go into there desgies
 

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:luna: (She finds a video on YouTube. In the video she is singing PokerFace apparently stoned from catnip) What the --- OKAY! I DEMAND to know who posted that stupid video of me! Was it you Usagi!?

:usagi: (laughs while hiding her Flip camera behind her back) No it wasn't me! It was Chibiusa!

:chibiusa: Wow a million hits! You're a star Luna!

:luna: Yeah a million hits is what I'm going to give to whoever posted that video.
 
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:usagi: Mamo-chan. Why can't you marry me?
:mamoru: because, you're too young. I can't marry you until you're 30 years old.
 
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:chibichibi: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep...
(and so on)
:ami: What???? I can't quite follow you!
:usagi: But I exactly understand what you mean!