Dialogue:

I hear all my fans are excited about the reboot.

'My' fans? Don't you mean OUR fans Usagi??? You're not the only sailor senshi you know.

Bitch pls, you're the nerdy one with short hair. You never had any fans! And the other ones are not much better. You're all just my sidekicks and bodyguards....aka my employees...aka my servants....aka my slaves hahaha. I'm the diva bitch! I'M THE DIVA!!

At least I'm very smart.

That won't get you any [BLEEP] though.

YOU STUPID LOSERS THERE WON'T BE A REBOOT NEXT YEAR BECAUSE I THE SAILOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WILL BRING THE END OF THE WORLD ON THE 21ST OF DECEMBER WHICH IS NEXT WEEK!

It's true! I traveled into the future in the summer of next year and there was no trace of humanity left.

Yeah I saw that to when I did some fire fortune telling last week.

Omg like really? Like are you for real? In that case you should've said 'spoiler alert' bitches.

I wouldn't have gotten a part in the reboot anyway because I got fired from being a planet.

You could've played the part of the slave who washes my feet with your long hair like Mary Magdalene did to Jesus who btw is not quite as famous as I am.

I'm more famous than you Usagi. While your show was off the air Pokemon and me in particular have become the number one anime fad.

Ugh....true. I challenge you to a pokemon battle! Attack him Luna.

Don't tell me what to do! I'm not your slave anymore Usagi! Black women like myself are not longer slaves!.....Hey Mudkip can you hook me up with Persian?

Um let's just beat the hell out of Saturn so she doesn't destroy the world next week!

Yeah, let's!

I'm sure people missed me tremendously and can hardly wait to see me again in the reboot.

Let's beat Chibiusa first.
:tuxspeedomask: Yeah, let's! Let me get my cane and whip.

Off topic but do you guys think I could beat Michael Phelps in a swimming contest?
:tuxspeedomask: Haruka please keep your wife under control.

My wife is hotter than your wife Mamoru.
:tuxspeedomask: That's obvious Haruka.

Even my wife Luna is hotter than your wife Mamoru.
:tuxspeedomask: Well I don't condone interracial relationships Artemis.

I can hardly wait for the reboot to start so I can reveal to people that I have finally become a superstar singer. I go by the stage name Justin Bieber and I disguise myself as a boy. It's so funny when I hear people say 'that Justin Bieber kinda looks like a girl'. He is a girl! He is me in disguise hehe.

Sorry girls but I won't be in the reboot. Since I am the senshi of war I am busy instigating war between the US and Iran at the moment.

I'll miss you so much slave-Rei haha.

Burn in Shinto hell you dumb blond!
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Naoko Takeuchi: I've been reading some of the crazy fan theories about what the reboot is going to be like. Little do they know that I plan on firing all these stupid whores and not put them in the reboot. The whole show will revolve around Diana. So congratulations Diana, you've been promoted to main character of the show.

Holly [BLEEP]! Are you serious? I just peed my fur.
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Naru: Miss Takeuchi since you plan on firing all the girls can I be a senshi in the reboot? Like Sailor Earth or something?
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Naoko Takeuchi: No, you are destined to be 'Sailor' very-average-girl-next-door for ever. But don't worry, I do have something installed for you. You will get attacaked by 3 monsters of the day every single episode. And Diana, since you will be the main character, it will be up to you to save Naru each time.

Holly [BLEEP]! I just [BLEEP] my fur this time.

I wonder if people remember me.
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Naoko Takeuchi: Who are you again?

To be continued.