Things SM Characters would never say or do(Tee-hee)

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SailorAnimeGirl16 said:
:usagi: New transformation. MOON FLASH! (transforms similar to Cutie Honey and ends up wearing a Cutie Honey style outfit) Ohh I look so sexy! Uh Mamo-chan, what's that bulge in your pants?

:tuxspeedomask: :blush: :blush: :blush: Uh, I dunno.

CUTIE HONEY: Dammit! You ripped off my transformation. Serena must die!

:usagi: MY NAME IS USAGI! And in the name of the moon I will kick your ass!

:chibichibi: Chibi Chibi

CUTIE HONEY: Could you tell your Pokemon friend to shut up?

:chibichibi: I AM NOT A POKEMON!
 

ShinyVoir

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Princess Venus said:
SailorAnimeGirl16 said:
:usagi: New transformation. MOON FLASH! (transforms similar to Cutie Honey and ends up wearing a Cutie Honey style outfit) Ohh I look so sexy! Uh Mamo-chan, what's that bulge in your pants?

:tuxspeedomask: :blush: :blush: :blush: Uh, I dunno.

CUTIE HONEY: Dammit! You ripped off my transformation. Serena must die!

:usagi: MY NAME IS USAGI! And in the name of the moon I will kick your ass!

:chibichibi: Chibi Chibi

CUTIE HONEY: Could you tell your Pokemon friend to shut up?

:chibichibi: I AM NOT A POKEMON!
DBZ Abriged refrence FTW :ohmy:
 

Boro

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This is retarded.

But anyway, on with the show:

:usagi: (big speech):
Faithful...enlightened...ambitious...brethern.
In but a single decade- a few mere swifts of the pendulum- we have gathered a sacrifice to Khrone that will be made legend.
Though it was a  simper, weaker voice that illuminated me during me centuries inside the endless void, it was Khrone's messenger who showed me the true path to freedom from our pathetic concept of good.
And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we mercilessly moondust our foes? It is nothing. there is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE is mindless.
In mere hours, billions will die! Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but the mighty Khrone may revel in their bloodshed!
And united in the void of purpose, fear, of duty. We shall at long last be free!

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET THE GALAXY BUUURRNN!
 
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:usagi: Oh. I'm so sorry. I thought Konami should make a Hamtaro game.
:chibiusa: Konami should make Sailor Moon games, not Hamtaro games! Quit messing with my head!
 

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boromonokli said:
This is retarded.

But anyway, on with the show:

:usagi: (big speech):
Faithful...enlightened...ambitious...brethern.
In but a single decade- a few mere swifts of the pendulum- we have gathered a sacrifice to Khrone that will be made legend.
Though it was a  simper, weaker voice that illuminated me during me centuries inside the endless void, it was Khrone's messenger who showed me the true path to freedom from our pathetic concept of good.
And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we mercilessly moondust our foes? It is nothing. there is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE is mindless.
In mere hours, billions will die! Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but the mighty Khrone may revel in their bloodshed!
And united in the void of purpose, fear, of duty. We shall at long last be free!

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET THE GALAXY BUUURRNN!
Sounds a bit like what Princess Sailor Moon did in the Final Act of PGSM (which was also what she'd done in a distant past). :P
 

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Princess Venus said:
Rika-Chicchi said:
^ Yeah, a few pokemons can speak human language, albeit w/ some strange accents perhaps. :cool:
Meowth and the Slowking from Pokemon 2000 are the only ones who physically talk. All the others use telepathy.
The former is the most well-known one w/ his feline accent at the end of each sentence, as well as his always staying outside of his container. =^_^=
 

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:ami: Screw cram school! I say we all rush to the nearest nude beach and get a seamless tan. Let's hook up with as many guys as we can and we drink 'til we puke! [...] And while we're at it: Usagi, don't you dare forgetting to bring Mamoru along!

:usagi: He's all yours, he's soooo boring...

:mako: Ami-chan, will you protect me if they get too invasive? I hate violence and I don't wanna fight!

:tuxspeedomask: E-Excuse me Ladies, do I have any say in this?

All the girls: NO, YOU DON'T! SHUT THE F**K UP AND GET NEKKID ALREADY!

:mischief:
 

Boro

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I come to this topic with the expectation of more sex-related posts

>sees sex related posts

-1 thread.

Off: Princess Sailor Moon a bloodthirsty maniac? Wut?
 
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TFK: Cause, I know. You know, and I know that That Frog Kurtis is-

:usagi: A husband of Cenicienta!

TFK: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Who the hell are you?!

:usagi: You got that right! and I'm certainly intelligent and courageous! I'm Sailor Moon! And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!

TFK: Sorry, Sailor Dudette. I know that you fought against Cenicienta. That was my wife, motherf**ker! Ribbit Motherf**ker Ribbit!

:usagi: :o You are so going to pay for this! Moon Spiral Heart Attack!

TFK: I have no insurance for this! Lovely!
 

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(this one I got the idea from the Robot Chicken episode with Sailor Moon)

BAD GUY (youma?) Ha ha ha! Not so fast little girl! Queen Beryl needs your life force to find the Legendary Silver Crystal.

LUNA: Serena you need to transform into Sailor Moon now

:usagi: Right. Moon Prism Power MAKEUP! (transforms, but noticed her sailor fuku is really short and way too tight) Dammit Luna! You shrunk my sailor fuku in the wash. Anyway, I am Sailor Moon and in the name of the moon - OH MAI GAWD!!!!!
 

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SailorAnimeGirl16 said:
(this one I got the idea from the Robot Chicken episode with Sailor Moon)

BAD GUY (youma?) Ha ha ha! Not so fast little girl! Queen Beryl needs your life force to find the Legendary Silver Crystal.

LUNA: Serena you need to transform into Sailor Moon now

:usagi: Right. Moon Prism Power MAKEUP! (transforms, but noticed her sailor fuku is really short and way too tight) Dammit Luna! You shrunk my sailor fuku in the wash. Anyway, I am Sailor Moon and in the name of the moon - OH MAI GAWD!!!!!
Is that due to the Youma's reaction or that her suit is torn into pieces by its over-tightness, or both? :P