Sure, I'll get those done as soon as I can.
(And as soon as I find a way to figure out which lines those are without counting. :oops: )
Anton-P said:
Now you can imagine what my brain looked like after I finished reading, enumerating, and sorting 6,045 entries. And the only way to sort out duplicate jokes was trying to keep all of them in memory
Our poor admin! :love:
EDIT: Here are mine:
...you're going mad with happiness when you find out RTL2 is going to air Sailor Moon again. (Hey, I don't do that, what did you think? >.>" Yeeeees! ^_____^)
...you stick yellow tights to your hair only to look a bit more like Usagi.
...You try to find a crescent moon on your cat and then teach it how to talk
...You think your father is evil Dr.
...You try to teach your Astronomy teacher where the planet Nemesis is... And actually succeed to convince him!
...You are afraid to drive in a Ford GALAXY
...You say when you are 17: "I envy these young people..." (Michiru's quote from the German episode "Das Konzert". I also found a translation from Japanese, in which she actually said: "It's so nice to be young...")
...You scream at your ex in anger: "In the name of the Moon, i'll punish you!"
...You try to do everything EXACTLY like in the first episode of Sailor Moon, so that perhaps a cat would show up that you'd have to
...You get a tattoo of Saturn's symbol on your forehead, cut your hair shoulder-length and dye it black
...You understand what it's about, even after a million of episodes (?)
...You check every black cat in your town for a crescent moon on its forehead
...Nobody recognizes you, when you run around in sooo totally discreet Sailor Moon clothes
...Your friend has a white cat named Artemis
...You let your hair grow all the way to your butt
...You travel all the way to North Pole to seek the secret hideout of the evil kingdom
...You are jealous of your best friend because she got a Moon Scepter from her grandfather, and you didn't
...Your name is DOC and you thought of more than 300 entries for YKYWTMSMW...
...You get your grandmother to cut her sea-green skirt shorter, so she could make you a Sailor Neptune costume
...You record numerous of Haruka and Michiru episodes, because you like the pairing so much, even though you already know all the episodes by heart and they are slowly even not amusing you anymore
...You cut your hair short and dye it blue to look like Ami
...You paint a spiral shape on your umbrella and try to hypnotize your friends and family
...You cancel all your dates on Saturday evening and decide to spend the night with chinese food, watching Sailor Moon DVD's until you meet your father at 6 am in the morning on the way to toilet and scream in his face: "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!"
...If you print out every single image of Sailor Moon, until you literally own a gallery
...You convince your 3 friends to grow their hair long, get up on the stage and sing
...You visit all the possible stores and boutiques in search for a bikini that looks like Sailor Starlight's outfit
...You reject to call Usagi Bunny or Serena
...You keep screaming: "Moon Tiara Action!"
...When you were in 5th grade, you kept waiting for your cat to start talking and to tell you that you had to save the world
...You accidentally find a black-grey-blue cat, decide to keep it and call her Luna
...You wrap yourself in a white sheet, to look like the Moonlight Knight. And while you talk, you put a hand over your mouth, to sound exactly like him.
...You saw a woman who looked exactly like Haruka, you spoke to her, and now you two are a couple that looks exactly like Haruka and Michiru
...You stick a moon-shaped sticker on your cat's forehead
...You are convinced that your are to become a queen in few years and get a daughter that you will name Chibiusa
...You dress up like Sailor Moon, even though you are a guy, and enjoy it
...You stick a moon on your forehead and insist on being called "Princess" or "Serenity"
...You think your cousin has a cowbell that she can use to call a flying horse named Pegasus
...You avoid the mathematical genius from your school, because he is actually a youma and can see the future
...You spend hours looking for a fanfic on the net that you had accidentally found before, and then yell because you can't find it: "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you if I don't find that fanfic!"
...You realize, that you REALLY watch too much Sailor Moon
...Every time you see a missing person poster, you think it had to be Zoisite with his black crystal...
...You buy a motorcycle exactly like the one Haruka has, and then crash as soon as you get on because you don't know a thing about motorcycles.
...You become a lesbian, desperately try to look like Haruka and keep looking for a girl named Michiru to declare your love to her
...You are scared to death of your sister's singing sunflower, because you are afraid it would do something to you if only you looked at it
...You think that long veils are not kitschy
...You have an extra stomach for chocolate cakes
...You desperately try to convince your friends that they are chosen warriors, and that they should help you - their princess - with mathematics
...You have seen the first season
...You become lazy, you begin to eat too much and daydream all the time
...You mumble something like: "Beautiful... this agony before destruction" when you finish your Math homework